Lessons for the Youth

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There are a few lesson everyone should be taught early in life, number one: do not, I repeat DO NOT (or else you enjoy puking your guts out at the end of a great night) mix Vodka with more than one or two kinds of alcohol. You should also note that rum & cokes are the holy grail, actually, preferably Wray & Nephews Overproof Rum and Pepsi. If you intend to get inordinantly pissed designate cell phone duty to a trusted friend (or else you're aiming to end up on textsfromlastnight.com, if so by all means text away - I'll be glad to laugh). Experiment! You can't truly find a favourite drink if you don't try more than three! Judge a man by the beer he drinks, Exhibit A: my standard - if a man is drinking anything other than Heineken or Red Stripe (and on the off chance there's Guinness), he will not get my number.

That's all she wrote...For Now